Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Drunk is a universal language darling
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
