Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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