For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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