its not stalking. its research.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
you win again, gameday.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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