Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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