guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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