hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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