Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
