I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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