i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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