Whod you bang
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
someone get that fucking seahorse.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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