Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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