apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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