I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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