You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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