At least make sure they are 18
Why
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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