He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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