it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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