"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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