She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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