a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
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