normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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