let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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