So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
