hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
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