I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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