how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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