My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
is wine microwaveable?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You need Xanax blowdarts
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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