Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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