why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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