Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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