i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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