I'm gonna have a badass scar
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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