He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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