last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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