"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He kissed a someone with a penis
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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