VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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