ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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