Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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