Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
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