wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Someone came in the potted fern
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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