She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
