She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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