And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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