omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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