ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
ttyl tear gas
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
