she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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