i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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