We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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