hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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