wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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