You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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