You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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