you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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