I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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